No I for Me
Michael Flack | Feb 22, 2022
OVER THE PAST FEW months, we’ve been inundated with articles touting Series I savings bonds and their 7.12% yield. More than a few HumbleDollarers have written about them, including here, here, here and here. It’s gotten so bad that, if I hear one more mention of Series I bonds, I’m going to scream. Sure, at first glance, 7% sounds enticing. But after a detailed review, it all sounds like a marketing pitch worthy of Uncle Ron Popeil rather than Uncle Sam. Series I savings bonds purchased before May 1 are guaranteed to yield 7% for the first six months. But after that, they reset to a combination of a fixed rate, which applies for the 30-year life of the bond, and the semiannual inflation rate. The fixed rate is 0% for the current offering period, so—if you hold the bonds for 30 years—you’ll merely keep up with inflation. Annual purchases of Series I bonds are limited to $10,000 (plus up to an additional $5,000 if you use a federal tax refund to make a purchase). Since you can’t buy savings bonds through your brokerage account, you have to create a separate financial account for your investment—or two if you want to “max out” this proposition by including your spouse. And oh, by the way, if you die prior to collecting, make sure your heirs know about your latest investment scheme. Since one of the benefits of Series I bonds is that no interest is paid and therefore no taxes are owed until you redeem them, there’s no 1099 to alert your heirs to their windfall. Think you’re too savvy to let that happen? Well, there’s $29 billion in paper savings bonds that have matured but which the owners haven’t bothered to cash in. We may live in a digital age, but…
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Michael Flack | Apr 17, 2022
I WAS OFFERED a “free retirement review” by Carlson Financial a year ago. The review would—among other things—"help me answer the five biggest questions I have about retirement.” I didn’t realize I had only five questions. Still, I decided a financial review might be in order. I then forwarded an uncomfortable amount of personal information, financial statements and tax returns to a man I’d never met. Scott seemed like a nice enough guy, but hey, “let’s be careful out there.” When we met, Scott provided a general review of my finances. While it was quite evident that he didn’t want to give away anything for free, he mentioned that I needed to “Rothify” a fair amount of my 401(k) before required minimum distributions increased my income in a few years. He also mentioned that, as my taxable account contained a fair number of individual stocks with a fair amount of unrealized capital gains, he was more interested in managing my 401(k). But given that my 401(k) was invested in low-cost index funds, the feeling wasn’t mutual. Scott sent me a follow-up email, asking if I was interested in him managing my portfolio for an unmentioned fee. The fee was mentioned at the earlier meeting, but I don’t remember the exact number. I’m thinking it was around 0.75% of assets. I didn’t reply to Scott’s email, which wasn’t cool. I should have, but then waited too long, and then every day that went by it became that much harder until… I felt I’d waited too long and that it was now too late. Just recently, I received an email from Carl Carlson, the eponymous CEO and founder, offering me an invitation to a “MUST-ATTEND LIVE EVENT” that would touch on “How The World Affairs Affect Your Financial Affairs!” I wasn’t sure if I should take…
Read more » Off the Spectrum
Michael Flack | Jan 15, 2022
LET’S START WITH TWO definitions: Specʹtrum, n. a trade name of Charter Communications used to market avaricious cable television, internet, telephone and wireless services. Vig’or•ish, n.[via Yid., from R. výigryš, lit., gain, winnings.] interest owed a loan shark in consideration for credit. Abbrev: vig. I bought a home a few months back and, besides trying to meet the neighbors, I had the pleasure of trying to arrange internet service. "Just go with Google Fiber," you say. Well, sorry, I’m not going to bow down before the overlord of the digital age and assimilate. Well, that, plus Spectrum internet is $40 cheaper. I signed up for $29.99 a month and promptly went to the nearby Spectrum store to pick up my free gear. I was given a modem and a wi-fi router. It was all quite seamless—as it turns out, too seamless. I hooked up everything at home and, of course, despite what I was informed over the phone repeatedly, I needed to schedule a tech to come out to the house. A few days later, after the tech did his magic, my house was filled with wi-fi. Everything was copacetic until I noticed Spectrum was suddenly charging me $5 a month for "wi-fi service." After a 30-minute "chat" with customer service, I learned that the "free" wi-fi router I’d received was deemed a mistake and I now had two options: pay the monthly $5 "wi-fi service" fee and keep the Spectrum wi-fi router or break the insidious cycle and buy my own router. It all reminded me of an old episode of The Rockford Files titled "Dirty Money, Black Light" where the eponymous private investigator is warned by Electric Larry, his loan shark, that, "As long as I get the vig, you keep the nut." After a little research, I realized that the wi-fi router that…
Read more » Artfully Dodged
Michael Flack | Sep 8, 2022
I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY to view Gustav Klimt’s most famous work of art, The Kiss, while visiting Vienna a few years back. It depicts a couple locked in an intimate embrace. It’s an oil painting with a significant amount of gold leaf—quite distinctive. A few weeks later, I had an opportunity to buy a Klimt. I was in a gallery in Salzburg and came across a drawing of his which was titled Stehender Rückenakt - 1913. I can’t remember the exact price. But since I didn’t buy it, it most likely cost a little more than I thought it was worth—or more than I currently had in my wallet. Still, I’ve always wondered what it would look like in both my living room and my portfolio. This pleasant memory all came back to me recently when a friend emailed me a link offering me a second chance to add artwork to my portfolio. I must admit I was a little leery when I first clicked on it and the newly opened web page allowed me “to skip the waitlist!” It announced that I was now “invited to join an exclusive community investing in blue-chip art.” The link also informed me that Masterworks is a company that buys multi-million dollar works of art, creates a Delaware limited liability company to own each one and sells shares in that company to the public. It resells the art a few years later, presumably at a higher price, and then disburses the proceeds to shareholders. Masterworks enables the fractional ownership of art—basically art for the little people. I accepted the offer and opened an account. Before I could start investing, I needed to make an appointment with Masterworks’ registered financial advisor so he could learn more about me and answer any questions I might have.…
Read more » Picking Problems
Michael Flack | May 26, 2021
I RECENTLY READ an interesting article about why you shouldn’t pick individual stocks. The author mentioned the classic reason: “Since most people (even the professionals) can’t beat the index, you shouldn’t bother trying.” He also mentioned another reason: “The existential dilemma of doing so… how do you know if you are good at picking individual stocks?” The author goes on to mention that, since luck plays such a significant factor in stock-picking, it could take a very long time to determine if you’re good or just lucky and, even then, you may never really know. While these are both good reasons not to invest in individual stocks, it strikes me there are other reasons—nine of them, to be precise. 1. I’ve always been concerned that, when stock-pickers compare their results with an index, they may not know which index to use. I own a unique mix of master limited partnerships, individual stocks and mutual funds. I compare my results to the S&P 500. But since my portfolio is a little more value-oriented, maybe I should use the Russell 1000 Value Index. But I also own some foreign stocks, so maybe…. My concern about selecting the correct comparison index always seems to increase in years where I underperform the S&P 500. 2. Stock-pickers have to deal with buyouts and reorganizations, which then trigger capital gains. This plays havoc with tax planning and possibly with income planning. A few years back, a very significant position of mine, Kinder Morgan Partners, was reorganized from a master limited partnership to a corporation, sticking me with hefty unplanned capital gains. It didn’t help when the company subsequently cut its dividend, which led to a precipitous decrease in its stock price. Who likes to pay tax on capital gains, only to see the value of your current position is…
Read more » Voyage to Nowhere
Michael Flack | Jul 24, 2022
"REGRETS, I'VE HAD a few. But then again, too few to mention." What was true for Frank Sinatra most definitely isn’t true for me. I’ve had more than a few regrets, and I want to mention the most recent one. Late last year, Mark Cuban offered me $100 in bitcoin to download the Voyager app, deposit $100 and make a $10 trade. For those of you who are lucky enough not to know what Voyager was, it was an app that offered “a secure way to trade over 60 different crypto assets using its easy-to-use mobile application.” I’ve been retired now for a few years. Since idle hands are the devil’s workshop, I’ve used some of the time to accept bonuses offered by brokers, banks and financial institutions. Besides the obvious reward, I find these offers to be educational, though this time it was a little too educational. Like most people, I was intrigued when I first heard about bitcoin. After a colleague explained to me its inner workings and all the benefits of the blockchain, I was fascinated. I really thought that bitcoin might be worthy of investment. This didn’t last long. I realized that bitcoin may not be all it was cracked up to be when, a few hours later, I tried to explain it all to my wife and none of it made any sense. I should have gone on living bitcoin-free. But when Cuban made me the offer, I figured that—even if bitcoin went to zero—I would still have my original $100. I decided to play it safe. I made the required $10 trade with a quick roundtrip in and out of tether, a cryptocurrency designed to trade one-to-one with the U.S. dollar. In the end, I decided not to sell the bitcoin that Cuban gave…
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